Getting home on a friday with no homework assigned.
(Source: that-hispanicguy, via buyaturtleinspace)
I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
(Source: ahtnamasyay, via atelophobia-mmf)
i feel like i annoy 99% of you i am sorry
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Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
(via atelophobia-mmf)
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
(via atelophobia-mmf)
me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE
Whenever I get a message on Tumblr, I get more excited than Steve from Blue’s Clues whenever he got mail.
(Source: nuggetking, via ayyoomarco)
